Gossip Rag Says Obama is BrickBreaker Fiend

By Alex Johnson | October 12, 2025

President Obama famously battled it out with his staff over keeping his Blackberry. Now we know why – he gets his BrickBreaker on every night.

The Star – as in the reliable publication you often see at the checkout between this month’s BIG SEX NEWS reported by Cosmo and Glamour – reports that the Gamer-in-Chief likes to play the breakout clone on his mobile “to unwind.” That’s attributed to “a confidante,” who added, “Every night สล็อต before bed, he gives it a few minutes.”

Hey, some are morning guys, some are right-before-bed guys. Oh wait, no … no I don’t mean สล็อต that.

The Star exclaims his high score สล็อต is “around 15,000!” I don’t have a Crackberry. Is that supposed to be good?

President Obama, BrickBreaker [The Star via Joystiq]

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