Oh, don’t get me wrong. EA Montreal‘s Army of Two sequel looks like a blast. It’s very pretty. Textured just the way we like it. It’s just the name — Army of Two: The 40th Day.
See, when we learned that the game was going to carry the secondary title with the acronym “TFD,” well, [[link]] we had our hopes set on Army of Two: Total Fistbump Destruction, a title suggested by Kotaku [[link]] commenter strawberrycream. Then EA is all “It’s actually Army of Two: The 40th Day!”
https://kotaku.com/army-of-two-the-sequel-now-officially-teased-453116858
It’s like when you’re set on having a lavish sushi dinner, then a last minute change forces you to have a [[link]] freezer-burned microwaved burrito instead.
Maybe it’s just me. Here are six screens of buddy on buddy action.